It has become incredibly popular and is an easy way to transfer money instantly. RELATED: 308 Best Funny Usernames To Make People Online Laugh Venmo payments require captions that tell whoever you’re paying or requesting money from exactly what the transaction is for. Because these transactions are public, it’s become commonplace for people to use funny and clever captions for Venmo. If you need some ideas, here is a list of 70 funny Venmo captions you can use for your next transaction!

Funny Venmo Captions for Friends

  1. We are bad people
  2. Friend$hip dues
  3. I don’t even remember anymore
  4. Money to stay away from me
  5. An unfortunate series of events
  6. You fed me when I was drunk
  7. For the wine beneath my wings
  8. Shut up and take my money
  9. Besties for the resties
  10. Being nuts
  11. Drugs (the CVS kind!)
  12. Help me, I’m poor
  13. My hoe and I RELATED: 24 Funny Quotes About Life From Comedians That Everyone Can Relate To

Funny Venmo Captions for Food

  1. I am hungry … Get me tasty food
  2. Sorry I ate your food
  3. Mozzarella sticks are just deep fried string cheese
  4. Buy me dinner first
  5. You have a pizza my heart
  6. I don’t want to taco bout it
  7. Because I spilled your coffee
  8. Because I’m hungry
  9. I think we’re UberEats main source of income
  10. For ordering food for me because I didn’t feel like doing it myself
  11. Take your tip
  12. Oops … out of cash
  13. That time I left a large group dinner without paying RELATED: These 17 Irresistibly Delicious Food Lover’s Quotes About Food And Love Will Make You Hungry

Funny Venmo Captions for Rent

  1. Trouble the owner for rent
  2. It’s that time of the month again … rent
  3. Rent in peace
  4. This month rent … did not forget
  5. Last month’s rent :)
  6. I always pay rent on time
  7. Pay for luxury
  8. Pay roommate rent every month
  9. Yes, I did the final settlement
  10. Wait for this month’s budget issue
  11. Take your rentvance
  12. Cash loading … RELATED: 160 Funny Quotes About Life To Keep You Laughing

Funny Venmo Captions for Boyfriend or Girlfriend

  1. Deposit for our castle
  2. Try to be a nice girl
  3. Kissing lessons
  4. Try to be a nice guy
  5. Fees for lurking in my car for Tinder dates
  6. Put this transaction under private
  7. Advice for relationships
  8. No need to wait, take my money
  9. Ready for the Tinder date
  10. Love wine or something gets it
  11. Gift for you
  12. Paying for servant shoes
  13. Here’s money so you can be romantic and surprise me with a date later this week RELATED: Newlyweds Post $240 Invoice To Couples Who Did Not Show Up To Their Wedding

Funny Venmo Captions for Birthday

  1. No need to wait, take my gift
  2. After the party, here in the hotel lobby
  3. Birthday fee
  4. Birthday gift for you
  5. Best time for the party
  6. Enjoy fermented liquor at the bar
  7. Last call!
  8. Candy and bellyache
  9. High drinks time
  10. Super-lame birthday present RELATED: 185 Funny Instagram Captions To Copy And Paste For Your Favorite Selfies & Pics

The Best Funny Venmo Captions of All Time

  1. I use your Netflix account without your permission
  2. hey thanks for letting me borrow your hemorrhoid cream don’t worry I’ll put this transaction on private
  3. Idk what to do with this and you won’t let me put it toward strippers so here grab yourself some chipotle and Trader Joes wine or something… love ya
  4. For your French bread personal pizza I put in the oven last night then passed out
  5. That one shoe that got eaten by that one dog
  6. For popping the pimples on my back
  7. Small weiner contest winner
  8. Reward for being favorite daughter
  9. For only streaming Taylor’s version RELATED: 90 Best Comebacks, Roasts & One-Liners For When You Need A Sick Burn Sydney Taylor is a writer who focuses on news and entertainment.